Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.

When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."

by PepPep98 May 6, 2011

Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.

Yo pass the crystal weed!

by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

crystal soup

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.

“hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some”

by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020

Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.

"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.

Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.

by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011