crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.

take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !

by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Crutch

Crutch is a something which is stronger than most other strategies/methods and it hinders with people against it

due to it being so strong and having abilities which players get used to, it hinders a player in the long run

For example, the dead ringer in TF2 made players behave badly as they basically went on suicide missions and just annoyed players, after a while of playing like that, they stopped having any games sense and were playing horribly with literally anything else which was not their crutch weapon

by progamerrrrrrrrr69 May 27, 2020