Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

by freevageeter May 5, 2017

CrowningAchievement

A Roblox player who makes Roblox designer clothing and dumb niggas steal them like "Glo Ent" and poor people.

Yo nigga, I stole the fire clothing from "CrowningAchievement" want to buy it?

by SUN_ January 3, 2020

Busy Crowding

A game that you play in a crowded place. The object of the game to casually walk through the crowd and grab as many female asses as possible. The prize is the sense of gratification after the "hunt".

**Tips: No need to be in a rush, running will draw attention.

Walk with a buddy so if the prey finds out that you touched them, your friend can take the blame.

Never look back to see if they noticed, then they'll know that you did it.

Be a ninja, blend in with the crowd, the prey is most distracted when talking with other prey.

Best places to "hunt" are hallways, after school when everyone is leaving their classes, the local park, etc.**

Good Luck!

Robert: "Hey man do you want to go busy crowding with me?"
John: "Yeah, after our great success yesterday, I can't wait to get more ass!"

by OhNoesItsTehAsian March 19, 2010

Ass Crowding

Usually used in basketball to either steal the ball or get a rebound. Every teammate will crowd underneath the hoop, hoping to get it.

Here goes the Lakers using the ASS CROWDING method.

by yayerdude123 September 12, 2011

Crowning

When your homie is jerking off and pooping at the same time and just as his poop is halfway out, you arrive and fist him, pushing the poop back inside, henceforth causing him to cum.

1:

Friend: “Yo, I’m crowning!”

You: “Aw man, I’m on my way!”

2: “Yo, you gotta try crowning, best jerk I ever had”

by CrownedKing December 26, 2018

Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.

Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".

by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009

Triple Crowning

When a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. For example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

Uppers: Ecstacy, Cocaine, Speed, Adderal, ect.
Downers: Xanax, Oxycodone, Promethazine, Triazolam

"Dude!! I've been triple crowning since saturday and im still up."

by AREYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009