Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.
by Davy Crockett September 10, 2008
A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.
My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!
by The Snod May 06, 2008
by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
by AllieLewis February 08, 2011
by jpizzleofwichizzle October 09, 2009
When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.
Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
by Podaddy June 21, 2009
Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
by kpat890 June 14, 2019