Mountain Critter

noun: someone who lives in west milford and lives on a hill. typically known to eat out of garbages and have one set of clothes. insest is common among them.
That mountain critter is devowering that roadkill.
by The Poles May 3, 2007
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Coochy Critters

Crotch dwelling creatures found in the vainga of a women.
Damn, it smells, but you also got coochy Critters!!!
by kiwi May 7, 2004
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Critter Box

A slang term used to describe the male genitalia
Bro you got so many hoes on your critter box
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compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.
I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.
by laxkracka December 22, 2008
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Critter hearted

it is a coping mechanism where people pretend to be a animal for a short amount of time, normally a domestic pet just as stress relief or trauma cope or for fun, not to be associated with kink or petplay, it's just animal lovers playing with pet toys and putting on a set of animal ears to cope with stress.
This is similar to ''kinning'' something. (not having to do with furries)
''Why do you wear cat ears?''

''I'm critter hearted, I kin cats''
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Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam
I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.
by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008
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crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.
Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.
by moonlion January 19, 2004
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