Rusty Crane

The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.

Listen, I can't come into work tomorrow. My girlfriend's sick from giving me the ol' Rusty Crane.

by M. Johnson Esquire July 8, 2006

crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

Crane-a-like

Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.

Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.

by Scatologist April 30, 2006

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016

J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 6, 2019