Definitions by Scatologist

Crane-a-like 

Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.

Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.

Crane-a-like by Scatologist April 30, 2006

Breadcake 

Yorkshire alternative to barm cake, bap and bun.

Dave bought a dozen breadcakes from the bus station cafe on Thursday.

Breadcake by Scatologist April 29, 2006