Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

by qualidafial March 21, 2021

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes

A book with a sad ending in Hiroshima, Japan.

i love reading Sadako and the thousand paper cranes.

by Its_avi March 18, 2022

Cramps

Usually referring to period cramps, they are in fact the closest thing in life that you can get to hell. One of those simple pleasures, that just graces any day. Hint the sarcasm. It will often inflict an immense amount of pain. Happy cramping!

I'm cramping so bad right now!

Are you cramping? Do you need chocolate?

I'm going to kill myself because of these awful cramps!

by Yeeteris69 June 15, 2018

War Crimes

A war crime is something you do when people aren't looking

The destination of war crimes: The Geneva convention more like the Geneva suggestion

by IamWantedForTaxFraud May 31, 2021

dumb crimes

Crimes that are done from a dummies perspective

Erom found himself in a pickle when he committed a dumb crimes

by rafael e Reyes January 22, 2019

War Crimes

When your 12-year-old sister says they copied that song from TikTok.

Candice: Hey! They copied that song from TikTok!
Tony *loading shotgun*: You, my friend, have just committed several war crimes.

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

Crates

NeC^C^laC^es worn by C^rip gangmenbers in a variety of styles and formations. The most common knows ways are the styles with all 6lue ceeds and white and blue ceeds. Crates can often hint another crips set. Suc as the style with 8 6lue ceeds and 3 white ceeds and vice versa means that Crip is an 8Tr3y Crip.

I was walking down the blocc today when i saw this LoC^ with his crates on and he saw mine too so we peaced eachother.


Man1: I saw an 8Tr3y Crip today. Man2: How do you know? Man1: The crates he had on went in the order of 8 6lue and 3 white.

by Jaylon Thomas August 28, 2008