Craigie

The most amazing human being ever! Oh so intelligent, oh so handsome!

Craigie is yummy, hallooooo

by Halloooo August 31, 2016

craig menear

ceo of home depot, a large american hardware store chain

i am craig menear, ceo of home depot, hater of lowes, destroyer of ikea, habringer of toilets, seller of kitchen cabinets, master of all pvc tubes, god of construction hardwares, BOW BEFORE ME

by stanley yelnats II December 25, 2021

Mrs.Craig

Fuck you Mrs.Craig yur a fucking bitch

Fuck you Mrs.Craig

by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019

Craig Cabrera

While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.

"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"

by Tim Moore May 30, 2008

Craig

A handsome man who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and don't usually expect anything in return. He's a perfect sensitive guy, but covers that up with his strong physicality and mentality. He is highly intelligent and multi talented which you’ll only know once you get to know him as he’s incredibly humble. Be warned: Craigs’ are exceedingly stubborn.

This stain is as stubborn as a Craig!

by Miss P. Ness January 21, 2019

craigpig

(n) A generaly undesirable slampig that has been met while cruising for sex on craigslist for the purposes of rapid-fire fornication, at most for a handful of meetings.

(v) The act of negotiating and carrying out the plan of nailing a slampig from craigslist

(n) After my 9th beer and beating Madden 09, I hopped online and lined up a craigpig to fuck later that night.

(v) That little whore came over and I craigpigged it til the sun came up.

by Z4bes February 3, 2009

To craig

To hookup in someone else's bed without prior consent.

"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."

by CraigDTF April 26, 2010