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arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
by Faisal91 November 23, 2013
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moyster crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers
by @laurasmith January 10, 2018
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cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021
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Box of Crackers

Many people of the White/Caucasian race in an elevator at one time.
Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary

Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son

Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.

Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers
by gmanstation January 15, 2010
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crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny packto the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.
by Super Steve February 25, 2020
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Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.
I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.
by Since83 March 25, 2010
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holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something
Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!
by Ket August 25, 2005
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