A creature from the sea that makes its way to happy beach goers privates and attacks them with their snippy things. Snip snip. Snippity snip. Can be passed on through sex and the use of pubics. Hightly visible through clothes and other items to hide your bits due to their vast size. An STI with a purpose :)
Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?
Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.
Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.
Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.
Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.
by Wabbz July 11, 2008
by AdamnJenn August 29, 2005
When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
by Jetsjetsjets28 October 02, 2011
Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011
The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.
by eda-skip December 01, 2022
A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.
by navs20 July 06, 2011