Crabs

A creature from the sea that makes its way to happy beach goers privates and attacks them with their snippy things. Snip snip. Snippity snip. Can be passed on through sex and the use of pubics. Hightly visible through clothes and other items to hide your bits due to their vast size. An STI with a purpose :)

Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?

Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.

Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.

by Wabbz June 23, 2008

Crab

God being a god

I am a crab

by Crab God1 July 7, 2022

crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

Crabbing

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.

There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.

by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011

crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.

Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?

by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011

The Crab

The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.

Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."

by eda-skip December 1, 2022

Crabbing

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.

I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby

by navs20 July 7, 2011