coricidin

Coricidin is pretty fucked up to take. The first time i did it was recently before going to the movies and i popped the entire box it was like 16. and the whole movie i just felt really weird and when i went to stand up i felt like my whole equilibrium was off. like i couldn't stand up right and felt like a robot. and i was panicking so hard cause i never even robo tripped or took that much of anything at once so it was fuckinnnn scary having to go home after i finally was fuckin retarded. coricidin fucks you up cause of the 30 mg of dextromethorphan... but seriously this shit was fucked up. but then i did it the next weekend and only took 9 and did an oxy. and i didnt feel alot and passed out at like 3 am. and woke up fuckin retarded it was terrible. this shit im never touching again. i dont recommened it at allll haha

Coricidin Cold & Cough w/ DXM

by arat61 April 19, 2009

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conrick

As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.

Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.

by Supersilly8 June 21, 2006

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voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

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COURTICE

also known as hicktown, hickville, and bumfuck, its the most unknown town in Ontario, or quite possible Canada.
other than Leamington.

a suburban community located in Ontario, Canada settled 60 km east of Toronto, adjacent to Oshawa (where most of the crack in Ontario comes from, also known as the Shwa), and west of Bowmanville.

mostly consists of elementary schools:
EMILY STOWE
LYDIA TRULLS
G.J. MACGILLIVRAY
COURTICE NORTH
COURTICE SOUTH
MOTHER TERESA (catholic)
GOOD SHEPHERD (catholic)

and two high schools:
COURTICE SECONDARY
HOLY TRINITY (catholic)

this towns pretty gay.
we all go to Oshawa for shopping at the Oshawa Centre.
But we call it the OC to make us feel better about our lame lives.
the closest movie theatre is in bowmanville.
either that or you can go to the AMC in Whitby and at least it makes it worth your trip.
dont move here if you dont want people to know you're going out with your best friends brother.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION.
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sean: hey
KAYTIE: helloo.
sean: whats up
KAYTIE: nothing, you?
sean: chillin on my non hick town
sean: im sorry but courtice is too easy to make fun of
KAYTIE: not really
sean: ya it is cuz its so small and insignificant
KAYTIE: its so small and awesome
sean: the shwa is crazy
sean?: i guess ive just always lived in the city
KAYTIE: i was born in toronto, but that doesnt change anything
sean: toronto is the greatest
KAYTIE: it is
sean: courtice sucks, toronto has way more to do
KAYTIE: i actually agree to that.
sean: but i went trick or treating in pickering at my grandmas house to be safe
sean: but pickering is turning ghetto now too
KAYTIE: i never liked pickering
KAYTIE: or bowmanville
sean: bowmanville is better then courtice
KAYTIE: no way
sean: they have the duck race :)
KAYTIE: AWESOME
KAYTIE: okay we're going to a duck race together, and i dont care what you say.
sean: lmao

by KAYTIEISSKETCHY November 29, 2006

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coricanolo

when someone is having sexual intercourse and comes all over themselves and ruins whatever furniture they are having intercourse on and the sexual partner happens to be hispanic.

oh man last night I was getting it from Jose and I coricanoloed and I think I have to buy my roommate a new couch.

by cacao September 16, 2006

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