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Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
by Zander Smith April 21, 2014
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Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.
I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.
by Fortcraft October 2, 2016
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Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019
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coronacoaster

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.
I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.
by kk shuffle March 13, 2020
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coronacrazy

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)
Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.
by trackPup March 15, 2020
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Coronactivity

The type of daily activity -useful or useless- that you are doing during the lockdown, just to post it on social media because you crave attention, FOMO, or want to jump on trends.
BF: Why do you picture yourself while working, drinking coffee, and exercising in the morning? you haven't done this before!
GF: That’s my new coronactivity routine to cope with stress babe.
by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020
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