Colbert Nation

An unstoppable force of humans and reptilians joined to carry out the commands of Stephen Colbert.

Q: Which group is stronger: The Borg from Star Trek or the Colbert Nation?

A: Colbert Nation

by The Nye Guy March 31, 2009

Steven Colbert

America

Steven Colbert is America

by Steven Colbert. August 19, 2008

Colbertism

The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.

After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.

Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010

Colbert-wich

A sandwich that Stephen Colbert ate on his show, Colbert Report. It consists of two pringle chips with whipped cream in between them, similar to a sandwich.

John: "I sure could go for a snack"

Paul: "Why don't you make yourself a Colbert-wich?"

by Cam Bam the Man March 31, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Hilarious host of the Colbert Report. Most people forget his full name, Dr. Sir Stephen Colbert, D.F.A

Next to Jon Stewart as the funniest comedians on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert shows America's true threat, BEARS!

by psychonirvanafan March 14, 2010

colbertosyndrum

Adjective: One who is suffering from a "Colbert Report" fanatic phase. They often boo at their T.V.'s when the "Colbert Report" does not win certain Emmy's at the Emmys.

Martin: Man, Johnny's been trippin over the Colbert Report.
Lucy: Yeah, hes got colbertosyndrum.

by Justin Flowers October 4, 2007