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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 5, 2010
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conversion theraphy

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do not listen to people that says other wise
conversion theraphy works
by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023
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Concersion

The middle point between concerned and confusion.
My concersion is immeasurable.
by C04l November 3, 2022
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ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.
"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.
by chuck July 28, 2003
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Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.
Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.
by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014
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hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle
"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."
by lbb April 2, 2007
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Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.
Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.
by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020
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