Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

ass-tag convention

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.

"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."

by Octoclod September 17, 2013

Furry convention

A nuclear test site.

Hey, can you bring in the nukes? I wanna test a nuke on the furry convention

by DankestDanker August 24, 2021

Klan convention

What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.

Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there.

by Jeff C. February 28, 2005

furry convention

A fun place where furries will gather to fun and do horny things ,make friends, buy stuff and DON"T EAT THE PIZZA THERE there is a lot of fun thing to do there

Jerry: hey dude do you want to got to a furry convention with me

Joe: sure, do you think they will have pizza there
Jerry: DON"T

by ALL.THE.SINGLE.FURRIES. May 16, 2022

Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.

"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.

by DJmemestar July 27, 2016

black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008