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convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.
"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."
by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006
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convenience rag

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.
"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"
by corpsio October 8, 2005
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Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
by GoATMoN July 11, 2009
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Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation
"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"
by Apple Byter February 21, 2020
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Consent

Keep it in you pants you need consent first.
by Bellaboxer June 9, 2020
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Convertible

"I will turn a nigga into a convertible"
-DaBaby
by IDontEven12 March 29, 2021
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