handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

Piece control kyle

Play fornite and do wages, and have “fn” in his name tag

Box you, Literally free, dog water , zero earnings , literally free, freer than a free sample at Costco

-piece control Kyle

by Fish4fish.com February 6, 2021

cruise control

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

by moot!Ep8pui8Vw2. January 7, 2009

Controller Player

A person who plays video games and spams L2/LT to make them have better aim

That’s a controller player I swear

by BigFuknBeef April 12, 2020

damage control

an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk

Ex 1:

Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.

Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.

Ex 2:

James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.

Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.

by 9001 July 19, 2015