Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010

contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

by rainsom September 8, 2010

Contemporary vernacular

A current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.

"We lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so I came through cause it's really nothing."
"I have no idea what you said I am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular."

by GENO May 8, 2013

conteal

a word you can use to tell someone to stop being weird or awkward

Emma, conteal yourself, we are by hot boys.

by marliehahahah March 26, 2022

Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Saxual content

Not to be confused with sexual content, Saxual content is a meme mostly on Youtube when a video has an absurdly good saxophone player.

reported for saxual content

by Golden Inferno June 1, 2019

Cat Content

Content, as part of a marketing/communication plan, that does not necessarily benefit a specific product, service or even the brand. Mostly meaningless content that is merely aired to keep in touch with the target group.

Hej Sally, just upload some Cat Content to our Instagram, so we don’t lose touch with our audience – product development is once again behind on their schedule with new features to promote.

by conny cadullu October 28, 2020