Zoom and Consume

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

Consume

To shove it in ya gob

I'm going to consume this pineapple

by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017

consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.

James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.

by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009

consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.

It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.

by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012

consumerocracy

A system of government based primarily on its citizens’ love of material comforts.

Thank goodness we have a thriving consumerocracy to drive ourselves forward toward success!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019