consciousness

A disease curable by large amounts of alcohol.

Jack Daniels, M.D. will fix that consciousness problem right away.

by 5iver March 7, 2009

consciousness

The lower mental awareness of reality and one's self where information is recieved through physical recepticles and processed for your subconciousness by one's physical brain.

" Jimmy realized that his very consciousness was awakening to new ideas. "

by Joey Murray September 29, 2005

consciousness

Having self-awareness. A humble outlook on life with an innate curiosity and most importantly, a knowledge of yourself.
Feeling small in comparison to the big wide wonderful world we live in and spreading universal love.

When I meditate, I experience consciousness.
Consciousness has taught me to be mindful.

As I listen to Bob Dylan, his music helps me achieve enlightenment and consciousness.

Do you posess consciousness?
Do you know yourself?

by foxyguru June 14, 2011

Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Stream of Consciousness

1. The tendency of the human mind to inadvertently jump from one subject to another.
2. A literary device that is used to follow the occurring thoughts of a character.

-They started talking about politics, but because of the stream of consciousness, they were talking about their favorite flavors of ice cream by the end of the discussion.

by delinquentfates May 22, 2006

Ironic consciousness

Irony at the level of consciousness. Self-actualized consciousness counterposed to its own existence. Consciousness as a self-actualized linearization of time that originates from cyclical time origins. Inability of consciousness to consciously traverse linear time due to the very nature of its existence.

Ironic consciousness means we cannot travel backwards in time.

by sandraxine July 26, 2017

Stream of Consciousness

A form of speech where the person speaking dumps all their thoughts out unfiltered, unedited and completely.

"I went to see my mom yesterday and she would not stop talking. She just kept going on and on about EVERY thought she had. I was drowning in the stream of consciousness she threw at me for an hour."

by somedudewithaword April 26, 2014