condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.

Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.

by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019

Condompieing

Cumming with a 'condom on' deep inside a females uterus!

RipReaping Condompieing!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 29, 2020

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 3, 2023

Conorate

When you ruin something by overanalyzing and nitpicking

Don’t conorate the analogy, it works if you don’t think about it too much.

by Ergg1 December 22, 2023

condomlenses

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!

my condomlenses

by _huney_ June 15, 2025