When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
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I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her
by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008
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Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
by Uncle Des September 2, 2009
Get the Canadian Air-Conditioning mug.Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.
by whiteadjacent December 9, 2018
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Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!
by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010
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You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
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Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
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