conscription

The act of bringing about military enrollment in a (usually) compulsory manner.

The medieval lord instituted universal conscription during times of war.

by Nicolai April 3, 2004

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

Contraction

A way to combine to perhaps unrelated words in a way that combines their meanings to some capacity and creates a whole new word with a compounded meaning.

A process by which larger things such as phrases or multiple words become smaller, such as a single word.

I combined two existing legitimate words to create a new word with a similar or conjoined meaning. Effective-Applicable Efficable. Contraction of things to become more dense. such as dense meaning or dense information aka Data.

by Onsofo May 19, 2018

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.

Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022

Conception day

Conception day, colloquially known as C-Day is a day celebrated in northern austria or southern germany, to honor a friends conception. All it usually involves is some friends, maybe some stories and food.

Yo, you coming to my Conception day this year?
Sure man, wouldnt miss it

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022