concrastinating

the opposite of procrastinating, doing something ahead of time.

Tom - Hey man, what are you up to?

Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.

by Dcarcher July 3, 2009

Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u March 11, 2011

Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

Concatenate

To assemble in order, to link into a series.

He concatenated a chain of words in such a way as to be precise but not overly verbose.

by negativecr33p December 9, 2017

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.

I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.

by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018