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Competitive edge

Under the influence of drugs. eg: Alcohol, Weed, or Mushrooms. Used especially infront of people you don't want to know that you're under the influence.
Mr. Meadows: Excuse me. I will be right back. I need to go regain, my competitive edge.
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John:Dude. This year. John will build you an olympic sized pool. Just supply me with competitive edge and a hotel room to direct bitches too. I have mastered the art.
by nikdog January 6, 2013
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competitive

jerry-"want to play competitive?"
mike-(*slaps jerry in face*)
by Unforgive July 10, 2019
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Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.
Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*
by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020
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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018
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