Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.
by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017
Get the Shit Cometmug. A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.
"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."
"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."
"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."
"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."
"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."
by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017
Get the Halley's Cometmug. When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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by ballsballsballsballsballs123 February 3, 2022
Get the comet/avamug. by Soupy Sinatra May 13, 2015
Get the Vomit Cometmug. A projectile of period blood that exits a female's vagina when she queefs during a one week per month period
by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008
Get the Pink Cometmug. by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss November 18, 2010
Get the Vomit Cometmug.