A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.
by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019
The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.
His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.
Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.
He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.
He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.
Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.
Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.
For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...
10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.
Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.
He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.
He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.
Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.
Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.
For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...
10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?
Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.
Any fun stories about his daughter?
Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.
That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.
Any fun stories about his daughter?
Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.
That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023
When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny February 28, 2011
Coach Steve - Noun - Character From The TV show Big Mouth. His Peen Sneezes sometimes and he mad sex with a lady.
by xXFro_YoXx December 22, 2018
Roach Coaches are food service trucks, usually found making stops in industrial areas and county fairs. Some of the food can be quite good, but whatever you do, don't eat the sushi!
by gooberliberation February 7, 2006
by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013
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