clumsy

a stupid overplayed song by fergie

"you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay!

by auti April 21, 2008

clumpf

An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.

"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

chumpy

Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun... also used to describe a small but nonspecific amount of something.

Do you like that car?

That chumpy is crisp

by jim myers May 13, 2005

Clumper

A person who urinates in litter boxes.

Blackpool the Clumper pee'd in his friends cat box while drunk!

by Reichman July 26, 2006

chumpydip

someone who is acting stupid,ignorant

"Get out of my way, chumpydip"

by Alicia Davis January 22, 2004

Clumped

When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome

Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night

by GL Taco Kitty November 26, 2019

Scarlet Tuna Clump

The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.

I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.

by mtuffguy25 February 26, 2011