copter mom

A mother who hovers over their child until the end of time. Cut the cord mom, cut the cord.

Look at that copter mom is cutting his food still, he's 20.

by easykarma October 18, 2015

Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?

Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.

by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

Clopper Globber

The action in which two or more people of the same or opposite sex collect the bodily fluid remnants after engaging in intercourse. Then they proceed to freeze said bodily fluids into a popsicle, so they can then share the popsicle equally amongst eachother Whilst watching "Spiderman: Into The Multiverse".

Person 1: "Me and the boys are about to hit up a Clopper Globber tonight, you in?"
Person 2: "Nah, not tonight I already have arrangements for a rainbowkiss with my cousin. Maybe I'll attend the function next time."

by August0405 November 21, 2020

summerland copter

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter

I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter

by GrassUpMyAss July 11, 2014

Rainbow Clopper

You fap to mlp rainbow dash hentai and fap to rainbows in public

My brother is such a rainbow clopper..

by Violet The Draconian Queen February 19, 2015