Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

by S Wall September 24, 2005

clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.

Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!

by C. Daley July 18, 2006

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

clock out

to register one's departure from work on an automatic time recorder

I'm gonna clock out.

by dumdum_get_me_gumgum June 1, 2009

Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008

Clock it the house

The truth revealed.

You see that?
Guuurl, I clock it the house!

by Safayi September 2, 2018