Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018

Clement Yeung

A person who gets very horny when he sees a whale shark . He has a whale shark sex doll at home that he have sex with it everyday and he also lick his whale shark dolls . Most importantly he watchs Jake Paul and Logan Paul.

What are you doing ?! Your being such a Clement Yeung

by Brack Obama November 25, 2019

Clémence

Clémence is a very intelligent person even if she has a dark side. She's a good listener and she is very funny (obv). She can be mean and sadistic (in particular when people fall) but she always wants her friends to be happy in their life ! She's used to make fun of her friends' crushes (example: someone who have a high-pitched voice like Élodie Costa).

"Clémence,... A batte girl"

by Fan-club November 22, 2021

Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

Clement

Weather of such temperature that you can take all your clothes off and still feel the same way.

It's a clement day today, think I will go naked.

by spakmolotoculous April 21, 2006

st clements school

st clements is the most boring of the private schools but you’ll learn to survive and thrive through many hours of church if you go there. it’s sometimes referred to as Slut Clements Private School and also often referred to as hell. most st clements sports teams lose almost every game but that’s not surprising considering most coaches are just math teachers who don’t want to be there. overall st clements school is basically a factory to produce people who become crazy cat ladies in their late 20s.

“she’s only 30 why does she act like my grandma???”
“because she graduated from st clements school”

by sk8rboi420 January 4, 2019