Cloggy

a tall person with size 12 shoes who goes to maverick a lot. He watches TMZ and is a clogger. He chills with a duky (pronounced dukie) and a piff. He is in a kick ass metal band. He has lots of sisters and one lil brother who is a 4 inch nipple hair. He eats very slow, and always eats his breadsticks after everything else.

You're such a slow cloggy!

by cloggy the clogger January 19, 2008

Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

by laughingboy65 November 30, 2010

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Clegg

When the smegma is very clumpy

“Yo dude, do I smell some clegg.” - Jim
“Yes bro, I have clumpy smegma.” - Ralph

by Bean2825 November 3, 2020

the clegg

A small quiet creature during daylight, jumps at loud noises/flashing lights. Turns vicious at night, likes to smash things on top of people. Surprisingly strong.

Watch out it's the Clegg! He'll kill ya as soon as look at ya.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

cloggy betty

cloggy betty is when as sexual senario has usally got tits up , was cocieved by the bournemouth student village krew.

i was fukking her then all of a sudden , i spurted and everything got abit cloggy betty.

by D July 24, 2004

cleggie

Cleethorpes, also poss. someone from Cleethorpes although more usu. Meggie.

This is also the possible origin of usage, esp. by people from South Yorkshire, as a general pejorative adjective when describing a person and also as a verb meaning 'to steal'

"You off down Cleggies tonight?"
South Yorkshire usage: "He fucking cleggied me glasses the fucking dick'ed!"

by Gy til I die January 17, 2008