Dick cleanse

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019

palate cleanser

A person that that you have sex with in between serious relationships to help you get over one relationship and help you get ready for a new one.
With a palate cleanser it’s only sex, never serious.

Ex. In between Mike and Peter, I was with Kenny.

He was my palate cleanser.

by hotchick4205 January 14, 2010

porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006

Vacuum cleaner

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

by JulianDB January 1, 2017

cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.

"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016

vacuum cleaner

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.

by troy garner September 21, 2005