Claying

(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.

(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.

"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"

"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"

Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).

by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023

chasing pavements

Incorrect interpretation of lyrical meaning of song by British Neo Soul singer Adele. Adele said this misinterpretation in urbandictionary caused the song to be banned by several United States radio stations. The song was refers an incident that occurred after a Adele had a fight with a former boyfriend and she was running around the streets at 6AM aimlessly and she thought to herself what you are doing is chasing pavements(sidewalks in U.S.A.)

Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even If i knew my place should i leave it there?
Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere

by Ed Kollin October 24, 2008

chasing chicken

“Chasing chicken” is a Bay Area term popularized by Local Bay Area rapper Mike sherm. It means only chasing cash while other people would be chasing a girl.

“I’m too busy chasing chicken I ain’t worried bout you bitches

by @paperchaser.nabil follow me June 15, 2018

Chasing cars

If you're trying to get with someone way above your level of attractiveness...like way way way way way above your level of attractiveness.

A.) You'll never catch one.
B.) You wouldn't know what to do with one if you caught it, which you won't.

Just let her go, bro.
Let her go

I've been trying to get with Denza for the past couple of weeks...then I realised that I'm just chasing cars.

by squidofsymphony November 25, 2010

Chasing Stars

A term that can be defined as the act of repeatedly getting stoned. The feeling of reaching infinity as a result of a relaxed yet hectic environment. Chasing stars is best accomplished when around friends.

Chasing stars can colloquially be defined as being overtly "happy"

Dude, come round to my place later...we can go Chasing stars

by Snippy & Brezzer September 21, 2010

Claming

When you eat out a girls vagina like you slurp a clam

Sara was caught Claming with her brother last night.

by Sam Sloth June 25, 2016

chasing amy

To be so freaked out by a girls sexual past because it makes you insecure, inferior and/or scared that you take the foolish step of dumping her, even though you still love her. Later on you realise of course that you f#cked up big time and try to get her back and look like a f#cking idiot.

Bitch, I don't like what you did with those and your ex! Fark you, i'm leaving......oh fark, what have I done! Bitch, come back, I need you!

by Clarry November 11, 2004