Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

chepped

person who cockblocks

i just got chepped

by saspan March 10, 2010

Chappal

An Indian/ South Asian parents weapon. Also known as a sandal.

"Yo bro, can you come to the party Saturday night?"
"No, I have a lot of homework."
"Can you sneak out?"
"Last time I did that I got beat with the chappal so badly that I still have scars."

by rararararararararararararara May 7, 2020

Chappal

1) Chappal is a type of leather sandal used in Asian countries

2) It also doubles as the go-to weapon for asian parents to discipline their child if they are being insubordinate

Example-

Boy- "But Mommy! i want that toy!!!"
Mom- (Weilds chappal in hand)
Kid- "Forgive me my dear mother, I have now realized that i made a mistake, Please have mercy on your dear beautiful boy."

by SassySumeet414 December 9, 2022

Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.

After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.

by kult December 14, 2010

Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006