clumping

1. To have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume.
2. A group of men, dressed up as clowns, arriving in a small car and running a train on one woman.

1. After a night of drinking, he would often end up clumping Ms. Sherman while eating a fried fish.
2. Yo, let's go clump that bitch.

by American, African December 17, 2007

chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

by NB1 July 16, 2007

Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

crumbling

to break into small fragments or crumbs

Look,Syria streets crumbling after the Russian air strikes

by bnazy September 23, 2016

Churpsing

To flirt.

Im churpsing them girls.
Im churpsing with her.

by SpungehDC September 9, 2011

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008