Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Choke Note

The note that is missed in rockband or guitar hero, right after star power is activated.

Person 1: Hey man, are you playing Beatles Rockband?

Person 2: Ya, but I'm hella pissed! I missed a note right after I activated star power, and only got 4 stars on the song.

Person 1: Dude that sucks, I friggen hate choke notes.

by Lctriguy69 November 23, 2009

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

chikenes

chikenes is a tiktok account owned by one of the most amazing people in the world! they are the part of the chikenes & bb cult. they are very friendly & one of my favorite people to ever exist! (*´∀｀*)

p: hey, who’s the best person ever? i forgot their name.
b: oh their name is chikenes! they’re really cool B )

by beyondbirthdaysjam May 18, 2021

Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019

In the cupid's chokehold

Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.

It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.

by theguythatcaresaboutdefinition October 12, 2022