cuffed

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

Chuffe

To fart out of your penis. AKA A penile queef.

I totally chuffed after banging this Italian girl in the ass.

by Chuffie McKegel Hymen. August 7, 2013

cuffed

A word commonly used in South Africa meaning to get caught or to get into trouble for something.

"I can't believe you got cuffed by your parents for going to the party!"

"Do you think I willl get cuffed if I skip school?"

by fallenangel1006* September 22, 2009

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

cuffed

Having experienced a complete and utter defeat at the hands of another group/team/individual.

A.S. Roma were cuffed (7-1) by Manchester United in the 2007 Champions League quarter final (second leg)

by Captain Haggis May 16, 2007

chuffer

chuffer is another name for the human bottom

my mate gary likes it up the chuffer

by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005

Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 29, 2011