Chuck Norris sex

The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris

"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris

by Toby Lee Williams January 9, 2009

chucky butt/s

A word to discribe a Great Arse or more. peachy & Firm Chucky Butt/s

In ya car with pals, you see a group of girls walking down the road looking hot in tight pair of jeans ect.
You then point them out to ya mates by telling them to check out the chucky butt/s to the left or right.

by Dubber May 25, 2006

two 40's chick

a two 40's chick is a girl that you have to drink two full forty ounces worth of beer for you to consider her to be attractive enough to get with.

after a night of hard drinking rob woke up in bed next to a two 40's chick. ah fuck!

by g-ring July 31, 2007

chuck norris syndrome

A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.

"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."

"Yea man that sucks."

by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013

Chuck a su-ey

A humorous, euphemistic way to refer to the act of committing suicide. It is a play on the Australian slang expression "chuck a u-ey" for a u-turn. It is used typically by teens to be able to address the taboo topic rather than avoiding the negative stigma.

"Ugh I have 7 exams in the next week, makes me wanna really chuck a su-ey"

by bud1y November 15, 2018

Chuck Norris Shot

Whiskey, straight, the whole bottle.

Did you just Chuck Norris shot my bottle? Fucktard!

by Dr. Awesome & Assoc. August 31, 2009

Chuck Norris Shitkick

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006