Chode

Noun
Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing.

Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.

"Man, did you see that guy in that porno? His chode was so fat I didn't think the girl would have been able to fit it in her mouth!"

"DSL, my brother, DSL."

by Chode_Dweller February 16, 2009

Chode

A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one!!!!

I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?!"

by Haters of Ms.PP January 5, 2010

Chode

A penis thats fatter than it is long.

Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.

by Geddessss March 18, 2009

chode

Some people are retarded and think a chode is a penis wider than it is long. First of all, i don't think that's possible. A chode is the skin between your ball sac and your asshole. If a guy has a penis wider than it is long, wow, that is very sad.Your penis must be very short then.

"My chode was licked last night by my girlfriend."

by yOuR_mOm136 August 21, 2006

chode

A penis with a greater width than length.

RealPlayer sucks chode.

by dj gs68 August 21, 2006

Chode

The peice of skin the exists between a mans anus and his balls.

Monica licked at Tim's ass and then flicked her tongue over his chode as she kissed her way to his balls.

by Neoyagasaki March 9, 2005

Chode

A penis with a large girth- ie: it is fat.

Oh my word did you see that chode when that dude got out the shower?

by DJMitchMD January 10, 2011