choc special

to get someone naked in your bed then opening your big gob which ends in them promptly getting dressed and fucking off home without you getting nob wet

you idiot, the hardest part is getting her naked, you managed to open your big mouth and pull a choc special

by choccy crack rawlins August 25, 2009

Choc

Choc is as emotional as they get, driven by an immense desire & deep fascination with love songs. Choc chooses to be in charge of most things although it's rare to see much control. Not before 12 O-clock does Choc awaken.

What's taking you so long? 1 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock Choc, 4 o'clock 5 o'clock 6 o'clock Choc. Choc Choc Cock around the clock tonight.

by anonymous August 22, 2024

chocs away

When Neil Williams is about to mount his beau.

I was about to shag the wife when I proclaimed ‘chocs away’

by Bob the magnificent January 26, 2024

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

by MAZZORINI May 10, 2018

choc pot

a choc pot is when a guy shits in the girls mouth and then proceeds to eat it out of her mouth

bro i gave heather a choc pot last night it was so cool

by mal daddy September 17, 2020