choad

Ball or drop of semen attatched to the penis or testes, usually after masturbation.

"Or you can lick the choads off my nuts after your mom jerks me tomorrow!" said Tommy.

by tames August 13, 2005

choad

The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)

"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"

by Carl Betty October 24, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 07, 2004

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003

choad

What comes outta your penis when you cum

Get a load of that choad!

by One eyed monkey juice December 15, 2005

choad

A magical sword that is only wieldable by the Sir Clark Klan.

The SCK beat us to death with their choads.

by The sniper from the year of two-thousand and one June 09, 2004

choad

Akin to a hairy door-knob (sic)

"It looks like a choad."

"You're a choad."

by Zer0_Divide April 02, 2007