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Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 16, 2010
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Chitterlings

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.
I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"
by Maa-sha December 15, 2008
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critter

1. any animal; 2. a cute, small furry animal; 3. a domestic pet; 4. nickname for a little kid; 5. nickname for a female
1. As we sat quietly, the critters became less shy about approaching our campsite. 5. She's a cute little critter.
by Maximally June 25, 2005
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Chatterboxing

The act of talking shit. Spitting off. Running of the mouth.
"All these hoes be chatterboxing."

"Homie's always chatterboxing about his job."
by Marcus Gold October 13, 2006
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clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
by htown87 November 2, 2009
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Crotch Critter

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!
by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
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Chutter

Like purring, chuttering happens when a guinea pig is relaxed, happy or content. Sometimes, while you’re petting your them, you may hear them purr with some chuts in-between. However, some guinea pigs go their whole lives only purring when they feel these happy emotions.
Doodle the guinea pig chuttered when he was fed carrots.
by sonsOfAnarchy August 28, 2015
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