chipotle challenge

The most grueling challenge of all. A person must eat 3 full burritos in 45 minutes and then run a mile on a track in under 8 minutes, all while holding it down for two hours after the original start time.

Bob: DUDE! You up for some Chipotle?
Fred: Sure!
Bob: Do the chipotle challenge! You eat 3 burritos and then run a mile in under 8 minutes!
Fred: WTF?! Thats crazy!
Bob: Pussy

by burrito-masta May 31, 2009

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Spicy chipotle

When a man sticks his penis in another man or womans anus who has diarrhea and then cums on her face. The mixture of diarrhea and semen makes it look like chipotle sauce.

I gave my girlfriend a spicy chipotle after the mexican buffet.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

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Chipotle period

Chipotle period. After you eat chipotle for a month and bleed out of your ass for 7 days.

I can't come out today man... I got my chipotle period...

by Reklaw January 13, 2013

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chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.

jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.

by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006

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Chipotle Effect

The effect where consuming a meal at Chipotle will severely delay the effects of alcohol drank afterward, until it all hits you at once.

Dude I kept taking shot after shot last night cuz I wasn't getting drunk and it hit me like a ton of bricks an hour later. I think it was the Chipotle effect after that burrito bowl.

by pizzascubbler May 17, 2016

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