Chipotle Baby

The bowel movement you take after eating a gargantuan burrito from Chipotle.

Man, I just gave birth to a Chipotle Baby after eating the fajita steak burrito!

by Marie Mayberry February 10, 2009

Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.

Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man

by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017

Chipotle Waddle

A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.

Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.

by General Sarvis February 3, 2017

Chipotle Stew

The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot

Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"

by Vanilla jello puddin pops May 24, 2019

Chipotle lollipop

The act of performing oral sex on a pink sock.

When Nick went to prison, his cell mate gave him a chipotle lollipop.

by Assdinger November 5, 2020

Chipotle baby

When you eat an entire Chipotle burrito and your bloated and feel like you are pregnant.

"After I finished my lunch, I had a Chipotle Baby"

by Brooky GStone January 8, 2013

Chipotle Rage

When you order Chipotle for pickup and the poor schmucks who stand in line mug the fuck out of you.

I would love to pick up food for ya man but I don't want to be subjected to Chipotle Rage.

by Jkeltgen June 18, 2016