chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"

by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

Kenny chestnuts

The testicles

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts

by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020

Fathomable Chestnut

fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid

Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.

by Larry the libster March 18, 2023