chemistry project 

Something usually done the weekend, or sunday, or day before it is due, with absolutely no work done on it prior. Often associated with random Urban Dictionary searches, music, youtube, laughter, that's what she said jokes, and pure procrastination. The affiliation with these items and/or actions are mainly wastes of time and complete distractions to the actual work, chemistry project.

"Dude, we have a chemistry project due tomorrow"
"Ok, lets get to work."
*searches the internet for hours upon end*
"Shit, we had a chemistry project"
"..."

chemistry project by UnitedbyWorstPresident February 23, 2009

Chemistry Class 

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.

I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit

Chemistry Class by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022

Chemistry Face 

noun - the state of your face after doing a lab in chemistry class. The goggles you are often made to wear sometimes leave funny looking rings around your eyes and forehead.

(John walks out of Chemistry Lab)
Joe: HAHA!! You have Chemistry face you dork!

Chemistry Face by SCFSAHS April 17, 2007

Chemistry Department - MSU 

Perhaps the most fucked up academic institution in the world. Professors have free reign to verbally and emotionally constantly insult their students and make their lives hell. Basic human rights such as sleep and food become a luxury to a student in chemistry at Montana State University. Often students are forced to down massive amounts of caffeine and riddilin to keep up. Typical masters degrees take 4-6 years to obtain and PhDs typically take 6-9 years.

The Chemistry Department - MSU is hell

Chemistry Department - MSU by Mister DIP March 4, 2007

chemistry boom

when in dr sharmas class you yell this during attendence

DR. Sharma: Ava Lee
Ava: CHEMISTRY BOOM

chemistry boom by pdog69epic420 September 20, 2019

chemistry lab bitch 

the lab student who is forced to do someone else's dishes after finishing chemistry lab for the entire semester

Steve: Josh, get your ass over her and do my lab dishes. I'm not gonna ask you again.
Josh: Ok, my apologies yes sir.

Josh's crush: Damn, look at Josh over their doing Steve's lab dishes. Washing those beakers spotlessly clean, damn.
Josh's crush's boyfriend: Yeah, that man is officially a chemistry lab bitch.

chemistry lab bitch by anonymous March 10, 2021

Chemistry Escalation 

The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.

Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.

Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.

Chemistry Escalation by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021