He has a fat bank account, drives a BMW or Mercedes, and wears the finest clothes, he has THE CHEDDAR
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and this bitch with glasses was looking bored as fuck.
So I took the bitch to the bathroom for some book sex.
Bitch was rock'n the 3 year cheddar yo!
Dammmnnnnnn!!!!
and this bitch with glasses was looking bored as fuck.
So I took the bitch to the bathroom for some book sex.
Bitch was rock'n the 3 year cheddar yo!
Dammmnnnnnn!!!!
by Blackmailman February 15, 2010
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Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
Get the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch mug.A ched is someone of Mexican origin that dresses in excessive ranch-like clothing. A ched also drives a lowered truck, plays loud, excessive mexican music, dances/ goes out to parties more than they work, and are tremendously annoying in school when wearing their boots.
Instead of focusing on schoolwork, they tend to stick their noses to their phones and text each other about the upcoming Quinceañera they are going to go to without a formal invite. Male cheds usually have horrid grades, boast too much, and in order to date the girl of their most recent wet dream, they turn mandilon. Female cheds tend to wear an excessive amount of makeup, ignore any boy that isn't ched, have a huge ego, and blow any male ched within a 10 ft radius.
Instead of focusing on schoolwork, they tend to stick their noses to their phones and text each other about the upcoming Quinceañera they are going to go to without a formal invite. Male cheds usually have horrid grades, boast too much, and in order to date the girl of their most recent wet dream, they turn mandilon. Female cheds tend to wear an excessive amount of makeup, ignore any boy that isn't ched, have a huge ego, and blow any male ched within a 10 ft radius.
That group of kids are such cheds. They speak to each other only in Spanish and always talk mad shit about someone knowing that said person will never find out what they are talking about.
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