cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010

fucking a cheesecake

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake

Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake

by Pokermanz6 December 22, 2018

strawberry cheesecake brownie

A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.

Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.

by Bonky October 6, 2007

Cherry Cheesecake

A cheesecake topped with cherry pie filling. Quite good.

The best cherry cheesecake can be found in New York City. Why do you think they call it New York cheesecake?

by ke6isf November 22, 2003

Cheesehater

A term used to insult people who are mean, and also intolerant of cheese, milk or other dairy products.

"Gosh, Alex is such a cheesehater..."

by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

Cheesecake

When a person or group of people ejaculate or cum on a person’s (typically mans) ass. Hence the ass is the cake and the cum is the cheese. Isn’t necessarily gay but very easily can be when not done right.

Billy: Hey Steve, yo ass about to be cheesecaked bro!
Greg: Yeah we finna eat it afterwards!
Steve: Greg what?
Billy: Greg get the fuck outta here with that gay shit, we gonna just make the cheesecake, not eat it.

by Insert here November 21, 2018