Chacone

1) Someone who goes out of their way to get someone else in trouble.
2) Someone who causes their own problems, yet names you as the source, to get you in trouble.

Working at the bottom of the totem pole job, ie: cashier, front desk, etc. where workers are easily replaceable and unreasonable guests have it out for you. You got them diet coke which they asked for, when all the sudden they believe they wanted a coke and it's your problem for not mind reading the situation. You had a slight altercation that in normal day life would go unnoticed, but since they are a customer and you are an employee they go above and beyond - calling corporate - to get you into trouble.

1) I was working the cashier the other day and I got chaconed by a customer.
Oh boy, what happened?
He said he wanted small fries, changed his mind to medium, and didn't want to pay extra. Then he started going above and beyond to management. It was this whole thing.
Yeah, I can't stand all these chaconers.

2) This guest tried chaconing me yesterday.
What happened this time?
We were valeting cars and I told him I would park it across the street. He complained to management saying I was going to park it 3 blocks away.
Haha, you always get chaconed man.

by Hockeyguy September 2, 2013

checkguzzler

A person who heads straight to the bar to spend whatever pay they have for the singular joy of an alcohol buzz.

He is a dependable checkguzzler who cannot bank a dime, no matter what.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

bed check

A bed check is when the man walks thru the office and notes who is there and who is not.

Last night at 4 Marcy walked thru and did a bed check on the engineering department.

by CJH 1957 December 24, 2011

smoking up a check

The act of spending the majority of a recently-acquired sum of money on cannabis and cannabis-related products, then promtptly using them over a short period of time

“Darius got paid on Thursday, and spent the entire weekend smoking up a check.

by Pee_is_stored_in_the_balls May 28, 2018

Legit check

When you compare someone's trustworthiness to do a deal on a scale of Gregory to Jake Smith

1) Hey can i get a legit check on myself
2) Nowhere near as legit as Jake Smith, but DEFINITELY not a gregory.

by NastiestNate69 July 29, 2020

check for me

Keeping up with someone, as in if you're in a relationship with someone, and you're "checking for them" then you're calling them and spending time with them, or otherwise paying attention to them.

Now that we've broke up, you don't have to check for me at all.

by Jada K April 5, 2007

Fag Checker

The sad, miscreant, soy-boy army of ostensible, self-appointed "fact checkers" that are part of Mark Fuckerberg's FagBook.

Mark Fuckerberg's Fag Checkers have tried to silence me online again. Fuck those faggots!

by Chuckles Fred December 4, 2020